A Few St. Patrick’s Day Jokes fer ya .,…


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Warren who?
Warren anything green today?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish who?  
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

What’s little and green and stuck to your bumper?
A leprechaun who didn’t look both ways.

Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
Yeah, but only a little!

At Saint Peter’s Gate stood the latest line of Irishmen who had finished their time on earth. Saint Peter told them to stand in a line, side by side, and to pay attention, as he was about to sort them out.

The Irishmen did as they were told and lined up in row.

Saint Peter says, “Now all Irishmen that were henpecked, please take a step back.”
The entire line took a step back, expect for one.

“Now Seamus,” St. Peter said, taking a step towards him. “Everyone knows yer life story, why didn’t you take a step back?”

Seamus looked up at St. Peter, and shifted his eyes from side to side, and replied. “Me wife told me to stay put.”



“T”was the Irish what invented the pipes, you know, and they gave them to the Scots as a joke.  And you Scots have’nt gotten the joke yet!!”



Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked,
“Have I got all ye say there?”


The agent said, “Certainly ye have…Why d’ye ask?”


Replied Murphy, “Cancel the sale…’tis too good to part with.”


What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
Someone who’s tells a stupid Irish joke.




A few other St. Patricks Day jokes here:


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