The Contrivium

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Here are the top 10 trivia tips about yours truly! Well … according to this site anyways …

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Tim&gender=m

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tim!

  1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Tim has 7.

  2. Tim was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!

  3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Tim, though it may feel uncomfortable!

  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Tim.

  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Tim!

  6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Tim!

  7. Tim is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

  8. It’s bad luck for a flag to touch Tim!

  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Tim.

  10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Tim.

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