Wrong Bus

Union_Bus_by_Foxx247

A drunken man got on the bus late one night, staggered up the aisle, and sat next to a woman who was clutching a Bible.

She looked the wayward drunk up and down and said, “I’ve got news for you, mister. You’re going straight to hell!”

The man jumped up out of his seat and shouted, “Oh, man, I’m on the wrong bus again!”

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