“I’ll go,” the Hindu volunteers. A few minutes later, the lawyer and the rabbi hear a knock.
“There’s a cow in the barn,” the Hindu says. “A cow is sacred, and I cannot sleep with a sacred beast.”
“No problem, I can do it,” the rabbi says, grabbing his pillow. But minutes later, the rabbi knocks.
“There’s a pig in the barn. It’s an unclean animal- my belief forbids me to be near such a creature,”With a tired sigh, the lawyer heads out. Almost immediately, there’s a third knock at the door.